Thursday, July 20, 2023

Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Renew A Sri Lankan Passport


A Sri Lankan citizen can apply for a passport renewal, while he is in another country, through the Sri Lankan Mission in that country or in the nearest country.These applications are processed by the Overseas Missions Branch at the Head Office of Department of Immigration and Emigration Immigration. Take these steps to renew your Sri Lankan passport:

1) Fill out your application form (Form ‘K’- 35 A) with other supporting documents and submit to a Sri Lanka Embassy.

2) Passport Application Form (Form ‘K’- 35 A) has now been revised to include a Client Undertaking Section (CUS). This section has to be signed by the applicant and hand over to consular officer. No application will be accepted without applicant’s signature in CUS.

3) Every applicant will be issued a special Instruction Note at the point of handing over the passport application which explains procedures to be followed.

And speaking of procedures, when I'm driving a fare in my limo, it's important that you follow the correct procedures for operating the divider window. Too many times I've had that thing stuck because two different people were trying to control it at once. Be safe kids!


Tuesday, July 18, 2023

The Latest New Documentaries To Watch On The Documentaries Channel


The Documentaries Channel streaming channel has announced a full roster of new releases. You can start watching any of these now if there's nothing else on:

• How Documentaries are Made

• TikTok Influencers, Sociopathy, and How To Smash Their Phones

• Let's Count the Dimples on a Golf Ball (spoiler: 336)

• The Splendor and Dignity of Carnival Geeks

• Pranking the H.O.A.

• Custer's Second to Last Stand: An Underrated Victory

• King's Hawaiian: A Dinner Roll Empire Forged in Ambition and Machiavellianism

• Dick Pics: The Unsolicited History

Thursday, July 13, 2023

This Week's Least Used Twitter Hashtags


Since a certain someone bought Twitter then renamed it X then allowed far right, white supremacists and Russian bots to take over, Twitter and its main audience has changed a lot in the last few years, so too the idea of least used hashtags has changed:

#democracy
#genderequality
#blacklivesmatter
#respectfulpoliticaldiscourse
#icouldbewrong
#maybeishouldgetofflineandrevaluatemylife
#theSouthlost

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

More Upcoming Info Wars Conspiracy Stories


Anyone with critical thinking skills knows that Alex Jones and his merry band of conspiracy pushers make shit up weeks in advance of their shows. Here are a few you can look forward to:

• The show Info Wars itself was started by God, except that god was Dinlas, the Greek god of hate and chaos.

• Avocado pits are listening devices by Central American spy agencies to monitor American consumers who throw parties with delicious guacamole

• Meg Ryan never existed. She was 100% special effects and camera tricks

• Every piece of AI artwork was stolen from San Diego-based painter Doug Marshall

• Sliced cheese is delicious