More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen

"Your Madison Ivy Uber is here."

"Sure, he massacred everyone here, but you really have to look at the situation from his perspective. I feel a little sorry for him, to be honest."

"RUTH, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!"

"Well, that was a miserable hike. Shit, where's my car now?"

"Aren't you Jennifer Hudson?"

"Yeah, aren't you Milla Jovovich, and why are you wearing a ring light on your face?"

UAG

Waseem Questions

I took a Lyft the other day and the driver apparently has a vanity plate. SWEET!

But this raised a few questions:

1) Assuming there's a "WASEEM1", is Waseem doing so well driving a Lyft that he now owns a SECOND car? Like he has a Waseem fleet in his driveway?

2) Or maybe he's not the only Waseem in the area and had to settle for "WASEEM2" because "WASEEM" was already taken?

3) Or maybe Waseem is such a solid guy that he chose "WASEEM2" just in case another Waseem in the area could snag a sweet "WASEEM1" vanity plate at the DMV?

4) Waseem to have run out of possibilities and don't really have a fourth question. WASEEM!

EADJ Mini-Fashion Roundup

Chewbacca's Coke Zero burps stink up the Falcon.

Spiral into my crotch!

I hope her interview for greeter at a hookah bar goes well.