All The Content Creators and Influencers You Can Expect at VidCon '23

VidCon is becoming the world's foremost gathering of streamers and TikTok stars. Here's who to expect at the next convention:

• Baisley- the self-styled Instagram prankster and comedian who's been punched in the face only 4 times so far

• Samantha Risles- this 12 year old streamer simultaneously overshares and whines about wanting to be left alone

• Danny Masterson

• Tha B*XBOY Gang- based in Who Cares, Ohio, this untalented group of four brothers talk too loud and are all saying the same thing: We should've never been born.

• Victor Kush– considered YouTube's "uptight Ben Shapiro", this conservative firebrand is famous for his outrage culture war videos and macrame tutorials

• Just Horse Just– possibly an avant garde performance troupe. Possibly a group of morons in unitards playing with each other's dicks. 🤷

New Releases On The Documentary Channel

Entertainment, history, politics, the environment. Whatever subject interests you, The Documentary Channel is guaranteed to have a partially true documentary about it. Here are the newest releases this week for you to check out:

• Pancakes, Waffles or Crepes: A Breakfast Controversy

• Cesar Millan Gets Bitten

• Child Actors' Personal Assistants: Professional Masochists

• Every PEZ Dispenser-Related Death To Date

• Why Zeus Was Such A Man Ho

• Scurvy's Silver Lining

• The History of the NBA As Told By Wayne Gretzky

• DUMP!

UAG

"First, Let's Kill All The Pathmarks."

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of January 22

There's nothing worse than the Twittersphere, but even that hellhole has standards. The following hashtags are the bottom of the barrel, so go ahead and use them in your crappy Twitter feed, ya nut:

#Tweetydick

#racewarspectator

#RadioShackhandjob

#MitchMcConnellkegstand

#shittingatAmericanGirlPlace

#RomanPolanskislumberparty

#treatingarashwithsrirachababy

#theleadsingerforBulletBoyswashot

#Ipassedoutatahookahpipeplaceandwokeupblack

Meanwhile, At the RNC...

Minutes after McCain spoke about literacy:


And during a portion about more oil drilling NOW:


I blame the liberal media for pointing the camera in their direction. But what disturbs me is that for all the talk about keeping America safe, a deposed dictator has found gainful employment at a Washington DC buffet: