More Failed Crowdfund Projects

The following projects on Kickstarter recently failed to collect enough crowdfund money:

• an email bot that answers all your spam emails asking to learn more

• environmentally UNfriendly toilet paper made from styrofoam and pre-consumer materials

• a remote control that can summon "In Between" actor Kyle Allen

• a bird feeder that whispers your bank's ABA number to them

• plant-based leather assless chaps for your mother

• collaborative software that also bakes ziti

• a coin purse shaped like a turd. Wait, someone made that already?

• off-brand Sprite that isn't named Sprite for obvious reasons

• a fleshlight that gets clingy after you're done

Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Pathmark

New York. The Most Exciting City In The World

Spotted on the 7 train, some guy is bringing the cups, and he TOTALLY has it covered, y'all.

Previous entries of this segment can be seen here, here and here.

You Know What's A Harder Job Than Being A Stockboy At Pathmark?

Being the blogger trying to keep track of whether you'd already posted certain photos of mis-stocked items.

As far as I can tell, none of these shots have been published on EADJ before. But who knows. It's not like I'm any more organized than they are.










This one sort of makes sense:



























BONUS BEATS:

This shot was taken at a Wawa:


And this one from Home Depot:

The EADJ Crapcade Review: 2Balls1Cup

Today we review the iPhone game 2Balls1Cup by Eyedip (iTunes link), makers of Pig Vomit, Bust Balls, and Dung Luck. I am not shitting you.

Yes, it's pretty hard not to download something named so similarly to a certain spectacular video (NSFW), especially when it's going for a mere 99¢. So download I did and started that bad boy up.



The instruction screen confirmed my suspicion that the developers were "with it" and didn't stumble upon the game title by accident:


They did, however, decide to go with a bunch of "balls" jokes instead of referencing one girl eating another girl's shit out a cup. Wise.


The in-game music was carnival-like and irritating. The animation of the cups shuffling was crude like a web banner.




I never got to Level 3, but it's safe to assume that it contains faster shitty shuffling graphics and more "balls" jokes. Still, overall, it's a far better game than Touchballs, so I'll award this game a solid D.