Unintentional Ninja Turtles, Part IV

Another collection of things in the world that vaguely resemble Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

 

Featured Products at This Year's Half-Assed Consumer Electronics Show

The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is normally a very exciting showcase of new electronic product launches, but somehow this year no one, including the organizers, are very into it. Here now are some of the exhibitors you can look forward to (or not):

• another Roomba, except this one's more oval shaped? Who cares

• I dunno, a remote control for the washer and dryer that controls them? 

• Some bullshit thing you wear on your wrist that monitors your whatever

• Could you change the image on the big screen so we can watch football or something?

• This new vape pen that doubles as a breathalyzer... fuck, this is lame

• Are you guys leaving? Can I get a ride? You leaving now?

The EADJ Fashion Roundup: New Jersey Fashion Week Edition

She's either European or stupid.

One creative way of impressing God is to use hairpins to make your hair into the shape of the filter holder on a coffee machine.

A glitch in the Matrix.

DID YOU KNOW? You can adopt Japanese-born Russian orphans at any Bank of America ATM enclosure!

"Now where's my trilby? I'm going to CVS and I don't want this ensemble to be incomplete."

Mitsurugi from the Tekken video game series has fallen on some hard times and now has a part time job handing out flyers.

This upper crust patrician from the Hunger Games strode out on the Jersey Boardwalk to watch the Districts battle for beach space.