ProofrEADJer: End of October Edition

Twitter is Crap

 Something tells me this isn't her legit official account.

This Week In Chicago Whatever

 The following are plot summaries from this week's episodes:

Chicago P.D.

Sergeant Wilford finally finds his service weapon in a beanbag chair. The openly homophobic coffee vendor meets his match with Dylan and Gordy. Special appearance by Janeane Garofalo as police brutality protestor Bella Valimus.

Chicago Med

A coma patient wakes up and can only speak in Portuguese. Three med students agree to a polyamorous relationship. Dr. Galloway thinks his new mirror sunglasses look pretty fly.

Chicago Fire

A high school conducts a fire drill that turns into a real fire, which confuses the fire department. Driver Engineer Kevin challenges the younger EMS crew to a dance-off. Dispatcher Sophie shows off her knowledge of Emily Bronte poetry.