Featured Guest Speakers at the Upcoming LEVEL UP Designer Online Summit

Designboss.co is fixin' to host LEVEL UP, a virtual event that brings the world's top digital designers and influencers together for 4 days of instruction, inspiration, and design hacks. Here are some of the featured guests scheduled to speak at this one of a kind summit:

• the guy who invented the smallest X possible to close pop up windows

• Pre-Roll Candice, the queen of unskippable YouTube ads

• Cory and Dash, two loud motherfuckers who speak at these type of things without any credentials

• the local fire marshall who is required by law to review fire exits despite the fact that this is all online

• Lana Del Rey for some reason

• Kernmaster Duphuy Agnostic will discuss reverse contrast typography

• some 60 year old designer who can't find the unmute button

• Irish actor Andrew Scott will talk about his passion for Bézier curves

ProofrEADJer: End of October Edition

Twitter is Crap

 Something tells me this isn't her legit official account.

This Week In Chicago Whatever

 The following are plot summaries from this week's episodes:

Chicago P.D.

Sergeant Wilford finally finds his service weapon in a beanbag chair. The openly homophobic coffee vendor meets his match with Dylan and Gordy. Special appearance by Janeane Garofalo as police brutality protestor Bella Valimus.

Chicago Med

A coma patient wakes up and can only speak in Portuguese. Three med students agree to a polyamorous relationship. Dr. Galloway thinks his new mirror sunglasses look pretty fly.

Chicago Fire

A high school conducts a fire drill that turns into a real fire, which confuses the fire department. Driver Engineer Kevin challenges the younger EMS crew to a dance-off. Dispatcher Sophie shows off her knowledge of Emily Bronte poetry.