Twitter is Crap

 Something tells me this isn't her legit official account.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

You okay, bro? You don't looks so good, bro.

That's no way to greet the caterer, Flo.

With all those credit cards, you think Kingg Bucc could afford a more recent MacBook.

Just in case you were wondering what your AT&T Wireless customer service rep looks like.

Wait, who buried her in those clothes to begin with?

"Predator, you are the father."

South Park is still around after 24 seasons, so yeah, this is still good.

What the... Don't change it; it's perfect.

So that's what you can buy at an Aldi.

One pierced ear was the gateway drug to this.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Pathmark

Here Are Your Timesheets For Oct 29, 2018

Hello this Esmerelda from clean your office.

CEO Bailey tell me to remind everyone to put trash cans out from under desk so I and Maria can empty them. Also I spose to tell you do time sheet or else nobody get pay. Is important he say.

Here are job number:

535015: Knocking on George McFly's forehead

190130: Holding redacted documents to the light to read what's crossed out

772942: Trying to find the dollar symbol to type "KE$HA"

621222: Feeding the trolls

375885: Making enough of the "jack off" sign so Robert can see but Bailey can't

001237: Looking up "Enuff Z'nuff" on Wikipedia to educate yourself

463464: Spooning with a boner

711713: Returning these goddamn Zappo shoes to goddamn Zappo a third goddamn time because they still don't goddamn fit

228144: Sticking a plunger down your plunging neckline

Eight Steps That Daughtry Can Take To Gain Some Rock Cred

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