This Week In Hip Hop Mixtapes

MOONED.

I like my Lil West sealed fresh from the studio.

Trippin' at the custom vinyl store.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or sad. Maybe both? Or hopeful?

"Oh, a Carvel ice cream cake sounds gooooood right about now..."

#accidentalWuTang

Finally, an anti-gun rap cover. But maybe it's so PRO-gun that it's anti-gun now?

Obama parodies will live on forever, way past Shepard Fairey and the rest of us.

This is neat. I wonder if the album sounds like a toy commercial for girls.

When rap and pro wrestling mash up, which one is considered high brow? Also, where are their ears?

Must... resist... Arrested Development reference...

Perfect. No change. Let's hear this!

6 Lies Told By The New York Renaissance Faire Brochure

1) Fantasy already rules. It doesn't need a special designated place.  :)

2) Since 1977? Please. Fully fledged medieval nerdfests were conceived in the 70s but became popular in the early 80s. Don't stretch the truth, Sir Galahad.

3) Tuxedo, NY will have nothing to do with this merry band of mischief makers and fat chicks.

4) T-shirts aren't considered historically accurate. Not the Hypercolor ones, at least.

5) You don't really get to meet Robin Hood. Robin Meade, however, will be on hand for some reason.

6) "We're easy to reach." Right. Type in "Tuxedo, NY" into Google Maps and you'll get directions to The Men's Wearhouse in Staten Island.

What do you think about the new EADJ segment "Six Lies Told?"

We want to hear from you!

A Possibly New Segment (or Segments)

I was walking around the main street of my town in Jersey, when I happened upon a self defense class flyer near the post office:



This excellent flyer lends itself to whole world of possible captions for an EADJ segment- so many that I hesitate to commit to one just yet.

There could be The Gallant Chauvinist:


or Hopeful Libertarian:


Guy Who Keeps Bringing Up Star Wars On Dates:


Of course, we could give the woman the word bubble.
Presenting "Chick With The TV Remote:"


And then there's just the straight up Battle Of The Sexes:


Oh, the possibilities!