Clarification

Despite what it says on a Flame Lamp packaging...

... there were no elves in The Dark Knight.

UAG

6 Lies Told By The New York Renaissance Faire Brochure

1) Fantasy already rules. It doesn't need a special designated place.  :)

2) Since 1977? Please. Fully fledged medieval nerdfests were conceived in the 70s but became popular in the early 80s. Don't stretch the truth, Sir Galahad.

3) Tuxedo, NY will have nothing to do with this merry band of mischief makers and fat chicks.

4) T-shirts aren't considered historically accurate. Not the Hypercolor ones, at least.

5) You don't really get to meet Robin Hood. Robin Meade, however, will be on hand for some reason.

6) "We're easy to reach." Right. Type in "Tuxedo, NY" into Google Maps and you'll get directions to The Men's Wearhouse in Staten Island.

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What's a Dickfer?

After staying out the spotlight for weeks, Tianna has been caught in another tabloid scandal.

She was seen partying at The Whiskey and SkyBar on Sunset around 3am with a rowdy entourage. Club owners had tried to keep paparazzi away from the entrance as Tianna stumbled to her black SUV with Sienna Miller, some douchebag from Laguna Beach (redundant) and Lindsay Lohan, who had just left rehab hours before.

The picture above was taken when they stopped at a late night Taco Bell drive thru for Cinnamon Crispas, Taco Bellgrandes and a tiny bag of baby carrots.

Kyle Hacohen, Tianna's agent, declined to comment this morning about her escapades, opting instead to promote her upcoming workout DVD, "Furry Paw Yoga with Tianna."