I received this email about some seriously rare patches:
I guess they're rare because nobody would know what the F they are. I mean, maybe Star Wars fans could see that's the Death Star (the superlaser focus lens is too small), and definitely Wu Tang fans could make out the big W shape, but why is it turned into a donut with sprinkles? I can't even read the pink/purple one. The whole thing looks like a dirty shower tile floor with a drain.
I'm just wondering what the thought process was to mix these three things together. Does RZA like donuts and Star Wars? Maybe. He's eclectic like that.
1) "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"- Originally written by Phil Spector and performed by Darlene Love for Phil Spector's 1963 Christmas album, this short song has a great melody with a tinge of sadness.
The snow's coming down I'm watching it fall Watching the people around Baby please come home
The church bells in town They're ringing a song What a happy sound Baby please come home
U2 made a rousing ballad out of it; Death Cab performed it with a more plaintive tempo. And even though it's been sung by caterwauls like Mariah Carey, Cher, and Leighton Meester, the melody still holds up, which is a sign of a pretty damn good song.
2) "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" is a song introduced by Judy Garland in the 1944 MGM musical "Meet Me in St. Louis" offers much more than just a tinge of sadness:
From Wikipedia: "...A family is distraught by the father's plans to move to New York City for a job promotion, leaving behind their beloved home in St. Louis, Missouri just before the long-anticipated Louisiana Purchase Exposition begins. In a scene set on Christmas Eve, Judy Garland's character, Esther, sings the song to cheer up her despondent five-year-old sister, Tootie, played by Margaret O'Brien."
The original lyrics were considered depressing by Garland and the film's director: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last, Next year we may all be living in the past Have yourself a merry little Christmas, pop that champagne cork, Next year we will all be living in New York.
No good times like the olden days, happy golden days of yore, Faithful friends who were dear to us, will be near to us no more.
But at least we all will be together, if the Fates allow, From now on we'll have to muddle through somehow. So have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Thankfully, songwriter Hugh Martin changed the lyrics to be more upbeat. But the melody still retains that sadness.
3) "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)" by Mel Torme
Okay, this one is a no brainer. The entire song paints an idyllic landscape of Christmas imagery, tying at all up at the end as a greeting to you, the listener. Although covered by pretty much every recording artist out there, including Twisted Sister, Gloria Estefan, The Cheetah Girls, and Alvin and the Chipmunks, this bulletproof song is pleasant to hear and can get anyone in the Christmas spirit.
Okay, those were three good Christmas songs. Everything else, I am fucking sick of hearing.
