• Free "Smurfs" popcorn bucket from last year. We're trying to get rid of them.
• Complimentary lap-crumb-removal service at all AMC dine-in theaters
• Nicole Kidman will briefly sit with you to say "Even heartbreak feels good in a place like this."
• You like Takis? We'll have Stuart get you some Takis!
• Special vibrating seat that says "VA VA VOOM!" every time Jacob Elordi appears on screen
• Hey, you on your betting app during the movie. Shut that shit off.
• Close captioning for stupid people
• Free Dag Nasty CD we found in Theatre 3
• Special upgrade to IMAX 70mm, Dolby Surround Sound 3D screening of that terrible "Animal Farm" movie
• We'll make you a custom XL popcorn bucket if you've got 45 hours to wait for the 3D print
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