Happy Halloween From EADJ

 EADJ hopes you have a fun and safe Halloween.

• ask a parent to check all apples for razor blades BEFORE throwing them at the house that gave you fruit for Trick or Treat

• check all furry costumes for ticks afterwards

• any candy corn that gets stuck in someone's nostril is par for the course with this family

• if Three Musketeers bars start tasting good to you, that's only because your tastes have gotten worse

• Guess what I'm dressed as. Guess. No, not that. Guess again.

• drive drunk safely since there are kids on the streets tonight

UAG

Twi... I Mean, X's Least Used Hashtags

The cesspool which is now Twitter (formerly X. No, wait. it's now X, formerly Twitter. WHO CARES) wallows in bots and white supremacist garbage and continues to lose users and retain losers. Here now are this week's least used hashtags on the platform:

#StephenMillerfuckboy

#Iapplaudthisdiversecast

#OMGElonissocoolguys

#Imightbewrongsopleasecorrectme

#ItradedmygaudyCybertruckinforasensiblePrius

#racistbutwoulddateminoritiesbecauseI'msolonesome

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