An Observation About a Local Church Bulletin

I looked in my church bulletin and have played enough Mortal Kombat to know that I'd have to beat the Catechetical Leader, the Bookkeeper, and both Permanent Deacons before I could defeat the Very Reverend Pastor/Prince Goro.

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Change Your Snapchat Username

There are times when you're no longer happy with your current username on a social media platform and would rather use a new one. Snapchat, like lots of other popular messaging apps, offers a way to change your name. However, what you are changing via their method is your Snapchat display name and not the username you set when creating the account. Here's how to change your actual username:

1) Open Snapchat and tap your Bitmoji icon at the top-left corner. 

2) Under “My Account” settings, tap “Name” to change your display name. .

3)All you have to do now is enter a new Snapchat display name and press the green “Save” button.

And speaking of "save", if you're riding in my limo after dinner and you bring some leftover food, PLEASE don't leave it in the car when you leave. You'll never believe how long it takes to get the smell of old Pad Thai out of leather.

Be safe, kids!

Exclusive EADJ Preview of Upcoming InfoWars Conspiracies

Scott Fatman or whatever his name is is still at it with his ridiculous right wing conspiracy machine, Infowars. He and his (fat)head writers have agreed to share with us their ideas for shows in the upcoming weeks:

• Why they never call white people first at Panera Bread

• SNL has never been funny to conservatives. TOO HIGH BROW???!!!

• How cancer causes AIDS

• How the Operation board game is creating unrealistic expectations for aspiring health insurance providers

• How rock station morning shows are responsible for the recent explosion of unofficial "zoos"

• Why man boobs are considered sexy in certain circles now

• You. Why you are a Communist

• How Google Doodles are subliminally training your brain to accept diversity

• How to play Words With Friends alone.