Star Wars Merch Has Gone Too Far

Check this out and tell me that Star Wars merchandise has hit peak absurdity:

This is a photo of a miniature Death Star shelf designed to hold miniature Funko Pop Star Wars boxed figures. So to repeat, this is a replica of a Death Star shelf that holds miniature Funko Pop replicas of Star Wars characters.

They should make a miniature version of someone admiring their completed miniature shelf and turn that into a Christmas ornament to hang on a miniature Funko Pop Christmas tree.

End of the Year Closeout.

EADJ officially retires one of its bits to make room for newer, stupider ones.


Goodbye, you miserable middle-aged wretch!


Goodbye, you unlikeable, non-social person who's way too into dogs or cats!


Goodbye, failed art teacher with cutesy, "thoughtful" sayings slapped on the bumper of your '94 Volkswagen Beetle!


In other words, fuck off, Curlz!

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(the following is a firsthand account from Larry Liss, who, along with Andrew Gall, spotted the SFVOSP Wednesday night)

Having witnessed the entire scene, I can tell you that Andrew's story is 98% true. The other 2% is that Andrew seemed to be touching himself.

(pictured above, Larry Liss' version of the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson, spotted on Wednesday night)