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Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig

"We Must Live Together As Brothers or Perish Together As Pathmark.”

A Subway Ad I Spotted

The rag Mailonline.com has this ad out in billboard form:

Let's take a quick look at what both of these Kims have in common:

• Both have a thing for NBA players

• Unchecked narcissism made worse by media attention

• Short and fat

• Both are where they are solely because of their Dad

• Neither are worth a shit

• Mistake all the attention they get for adoration, when in fact it's eye-rolling contempt

• have an unwatchable sex tape where Ray Jay pees on them and fucks them doggy-style

So, What Did We Think Of "Dragons II: Metal Ages, The Movie" In Comparison To All The Other Crappy Movies We've Watched?

Well, it wasn't original by any stretch of the imagination. Very average storyline. Animation sucked pretty badly, and the voice acting was decent but not memorable. Very forgettable but not offensively bad. For that reason we drop it somewhere in the middle between "The Man From Button Willow" (another example of lazy animation) and "Intimate Agony," the melodramatic PSA on herpes, which now that I think about it, should really be more towards the top of the heap of this spectrum for its sheer hilarity.

Now, what movie was I talking about? You SEE?