Stacked Highchairs Were Scared

Stacked Highchairs were scared.

Screen Door was also frightened.

Tour Bus laughed at their cowardice.

Chocolate Chips on Whipped Cream felt empathy for them.

Janitor Mop Bucket just wanted to get out of there.

Gross.

My 12 year old adds something to a painted wall in his room for "mixed media". Yuck

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The Popularity of LEGO Videogames

"Ahh. good question... erg... Ah... LEGO are a favorite at my house... Ahh... shit... the videogames combine the joy of building with LEGO with... UGGGH!... the ability of videogames to explore new worlds... GAH... can't breathe... FUCK... The writing is also very humorous... ah... ahh... uh... and... um, people enjoy seeing familiar movies... Ah.... ah... or shows... reenacted in L... LE...LE..." *dies*