Some More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

Her: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Him: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Cameo by Will Ferrell: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

"You think you man enough to climb me? Climb my face, bitch."

"No, they are not real. None of this is."

"Jeez, I knew the whole office hated Alison, but this is over the top, guys."

"Can we have a deadly night out for once? I don't feel like having a deadly night in again."

Let's Pry Open That Thar EADJ Mail Sack!

(pictured above, Brad Harvey submits some classic Dex advertising)

The very first EADJ weekend entry.

Highlights from the "Send Joel to Michelle Branch Charity Concert:"

• Cake sing a Johnny Cash cover, changing the lyrics from "I Walk the Line" to "Joel Eats a Dick."

• 4 Non-Blondes reunite briefly before realizing it was a terrible idea.

• Nicole Kidman comes out to introduce her new husband, Michael Buble.

• Fred Durst delivers six pizzas to the venue, doesn't get tipped.

• Jesus Lizard plays 4 one-word songs. Guess which four words.

• Red Hot Chili Peppers play yet another song that sounds identical to "Under the Bridge."

• Kid Rock pours his hepatitis onto a thirsty crowd.

• Joel joins The Decemberists and Arcade Fire on stage. It's the first time the two bands have ever been booed.

(pictured above, Kelly Marrazza takes it cardboard-style)