Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Not to be outdone by Netflix's constant useless announcements of which shows and movies are being removed and added every month, Hulu has announced their latest announcement of which shows and movies are being removed and added every month. Here are the latest shows and movies that are being removed and added to and from Hulu this month:

To be added this month:

• Cackle House

• Spoonful of Rage

• The entire Agent Cody Banks saga, starring Frankie Muniz

• Behind The Agent: The Making of the Entire Agent Cody Banks Saga

• Titslappaz

• Green Eggs and Copyright Infringement

• Busta Rhymes Reads Chinese People's Names

• Let's Eat Dirt

To be removed this month:

• Jiffy Lube Wars

• So I Married A Totally Normal Guy And We're Doing Great

• Shitwillow Acres

• Comparing The Size of My Balls To Various Produce

• Gingham Poppers

• INDICTMENT: The Trials of Sacha Ortiz

• The Glenn Beck Story, starring a bowling pin with glasses

• JPEG, the Movie

Yet Even More Selections From The Sharper Image Catalog

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Nobody Owns Life, But Anyone Who Can Pick Up A Pathmark Owns Death

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Some Hollywood Superhero Movies Based On The Names of Glitter Tattoos

Hollywood is creatively bankrupt, and the only game in town anymore are comic book superhero movies. Desperate for any type of inroad to this booming genre, the major studios have bought the rights to convert the names of glitter tattoos being sold at a kids' bouncy castle place in Edison, NJ for 2017/2018 superhero movie releases. Here are the scripts being worked on right now: 

"Dinosaur T-Rex" starring Andy Samberg, Jay Baruchel and Elizabeth Banks. Three amateur paleontologists dumbly inject themselves with dinosaur DNA to become the short armed, violently ravenous Dinosaur T-Rex Crew! Special visual effects by Digital Domain and somebody's iPhone.

"Dancing Dolphins" starring Chloe Sevigny, Sarah Polley and Chloë Grace Moritz. Three friends vacationing in Aruba encounter a fallen meteor which bestows otherworldly DOLPHIN POWERS to the trio! Soundtrack by Paramore and that "Call Me Maybe" chick.

"Bat" starring Denis Leary and Robin Wright Penn. A film noir take on the Batman myth, the worlds' most untrustworthy detective (Leary) takes on the case for a beautiful heiress (Wright Penn) who happens to also be a jewel thief. 

"Dancing Fairy" starring Jim Carrey, Melanie Griffith and that kid from "Stranger Things" with no teeth. A wish from a birthday cake transforms an unexpecting Dad (Carrey) into a dancing fairy who fights crime while making rude gestures with his rear end. Rated R for male nudity and female dialogue.

"Turtle Swirl" starring Shailene Woodley, Jon Voight and Dwayne Johnson. A promising marine biologist is kidnapped by an evil nuclear physicist who transforms her into Turtle Swirl, whose powers include going slow, swirling, and having difficulty getting out of a bathtub.

"Twin Seahorse" starring Fergie and Patricia Arquette. Fergie and Patricia Arquette play twins (with special effects help from WETA Studios) who die in a car accident but come back as superpowered seahorses. Expect lots of product placement by Yankee Candle, Clorox 2, and Duraflame!

A Sunday Non-Drive

The wife went to South Jersey on Sunday, leaving me to run one errand– but without the car– so I hoofed it for a mile along Springfield Avenue like a goddamned hobo. Here's some of what I saw that day: