Here Are A Few More Available But Horrible Porn Names

Great job, rookie, on deciding to join the porn film industry. But before you go before the cameras, you're going to have a porn name. So if you can't think of anything that hasn't been taken already, here are a few spare porn handles that no one has claimed yet. Help yourself:

Him

Baron Wasteland

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Commando Shorty

Uri-table Bowelsyndrome

Chef Boyareyouhung

Manboob Incel

Her

Suckagawea

Miyuzi Wazaton

Slut N. Pepper

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Gillian Seabass

Jenn O. Cide

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Some Selections From The Christmas Edition Of The Sharper Image Catalog

Just in time for the holidays, the country's foremost junk mail dealer drops a load of new orderable merchandise in your mailbox. Here now are their most interesting gift ideas:

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And here is an actual customer-submitted photo of the product in action:

 The Sharper Image suggests you order before December 25 for the gifts to arrive in time for Christmas.

In newsstands today: