The Latest Perks Added To the AMC Stubs Rewards Program

Word of mouth is spreading, and thousands of new AMC Stubs members have been added in the past weeks. What's the big fuss? Well, AMC already has a successful rewards program but has announced even more perks that members can enjoy if they sign up now.

Here are the newest benefits added to the program:

• Free Se7en themed popcorn bucket which is just a cardboard box with a woman's head in it

• If you can find a way to hook up a garden hose to the soda fountain and snake it all the way to your seat, go nuts

• Free COVID testing before, during and after any matinee.

• We will turn down the volume of the movie if your phone rings and you have to answer it.

• One of our guys will make out with your Mom to distract her if she's not enjoying the film

• If you get a boner during a sexy scene, we promise not to shine our flashlights on it

Some Selections From The Christmas Edition Of The Sharper Image Catalog

Just in time for the holidays, the country's foremost junk mail dealer drops a load of new orderable merchandise in your mailbox. Here now are their most interesting gift ideas:

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And here is an actual customer-submitted photo of the product in action:

 The Sharper Image suggests you order before December 25 for the gifts to arrive in time for Christmas.

This Here's Another Edition of Hip Hop Awfulness

Dwane and Sweazie were too tired for the photoshoot, so they just painted eyes on their eyelids.


Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, Estelle Getty, and Betty White all up in the VIP room, y'all!


Sometimes these captions simply take away from the comedy.


Tiger Blood. Charlie Sheen. Very timely. Too bad the digital artist only had bottles of Cinnamon Lavoris as reference.


Again, what I said about these captions.


Bet you'd never see Jessica Tandy on the cover of a hip hop mixtape.


Likening yourself to Superman is a common theme in hip hop. But this goes one step further and depicts K-Rino as a giddy Kal-El, happily finding refuge after his home planet of Houston, Texas has exploded. Yay, survival!


I included this because there is absolutely nothing wrong with this album cover.