Some Selections From The Christmas Edition Of The Sharper Image Catalog

Just in time for the holidays, the country's foremost junk mail dealer drops a load of new orderable merchandise in your mailbox. Here now are their most interesting gift ideas:

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And here is an actual customer-submitted photo of the product in action:

 The Sharper Image suggests you order before December 25 for the gifts to arrive in time for Christmas.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of June 19

Twitter has a hashtag problem. People are using so many bullshit hashtags that it's created a new subset of totally unusable bullshit hashtags. Here are a few of those, which you're welcome to use in your own tweets that I don't follow:

#WD-40fajitas

#shitmydadshits

#jehovahswitnesserotica

#jabbathehuttweightloss

#blingingoutmyfordfestiva

#twoandahalfmennostalgia

#ashleymadisonjokearchives

#stopusingunusablehashtags

#givingmynotarypublicahandjob

#australopithecusafarensisarmpits

#takinghertopfchangstotakethingstothenextlevel

The ProofrEADJer, February Edition