The ProofrEADJer: It's Still January Edition

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: Week of January 6, 2020

Twitter continues to digitally suck and provide people with instant stupid thoughts,  dangerous misinformation and general shitty humanity. For those of you still tweeting on this crap platform, we have a few underused hashtags that you are free to use in the next five, ten, and fifteen minutes. Jesus, how often do you tweet?

#Play-Dohdildo

#songsaboutDesMoines

#consensualsexwithGrimace

#permafrostonmytaint

#givemepeanutM&Msorgivemedeath

#tryingtoforgethtemeaningofChristmas

#ithinkmymasseusehasapenis

#it'sallJeremiahLloydHarmon'sfault

#turningonclosecaptioningforGoldenGirlssoIcangetthefunnyquoteright

The ProofrEADJer: First of 2020 Edition

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EADJ's New Year's Resolutions

Happy New Year! We at EADJ are excited for a fresh start, so here is a list of our New Year's resolutions:

• Stop ordering a venti soy latte at Dunkin

• Win a fight with a bouncer

• Get my body bikini ready for summer 

• Start working on that Bee Gees biopic again

• MORE MUCILAGE

• Call your mother back

• Prepare for Lent

• Connect with the universe like some New Age idiot

• Make you like me

• Learn the lyrics to Daft Punk's "Around The World"