Paper Towel Dispenser Was Confused

Paper Towel Dispenser was confused.

Sewer Grate and Lids was skeptical.

Utility Pole was amused.

Storage Door Handle was outraged.

Meanwhile, Recycle Bin drunkenly sang on the side of the road. 

What's a Dickfer?

After staying out the spotlight for weeks, Tianna has been caught in another tabloid scandal.

She was seen partying at The Whiskey and SkyBar on Sunset around 3am with a rowdy entourage. Club owners had tried to keep paparazzi away from the entrance as Tianna stumbled to her black SUV with Sienna Miller, some douchebag from Laguna Beach (redundant) and Lindsay Lohan, who had just left rehab hours before.

The picture above was taken when they stopped at a late night Taco Bell drive thru for Cinnamon Crispas, Taco Bellgrandes and a tiny bag of baby carrots.

Kyle Hacohen, Tianna's agent, declined to comment this morning about her escapades, opting instead to promote her upcoming workout DVD, "Furry Paw Yoga with Tianna."