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Epilogue To Unnamed Project

After the debacle of Project B_____ after an Unnamed Organization started getting pissy about it (the exact OPPOSITE of Jerald's reaction), some readers have been asking who our confederate at that organization and if they're doing okay. Their report:

The end of the (tale) is that the (unusual) (parcel) has all been (distributed) and is in the (claws) of (folks) who (uttered)...."yeah, I can really use that. (Also, Dita Von Teese skateboard ragamuffin One-dollar-per-year-in-business as a Christmas bonus was really fucking cheap.)"

Since Unnamed Organization has been known to screen their emails, key words have been altered with synonyms (in parenthesis) and an additional fake sentence has been added to the end to confuse any automatic or manual searches to track down and discipline said confederate. Your identity is safe with us, dear confederate!

What's a Dickfer?

After staying out the spotlight for weeks, Tianna has been caught in another tabloid scandal.

She was seen partying at The Whiskey and SkyBar on Sunset around 3am with a rowdy entourage. Club owners had tried to keep paparazzi away from the entrance as Tianna stumbled to her black SUV with Sienna Miller, some douchebag from Laguna Beach (redundant) and Lindsay Lohan, who had just left rehab hours before.

The picture above was taken when they stopped at a late night Taco Bell drive thru for Cinnamon Crispas, Taco Bellgrandes and a tiny bag of baby carrots.

Kyle Hacohen, Tianna's agent, declined to comment this morning about her escapades, opting instead to promote her upcoming workout DVD, "Furry Paw Yoga with Tianna."