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Some More Unused, Terrible Porn Names

We know what you're up to- you ran away from home to become a porn star in the Valley, right? Right. But along with implants and a haircut, you're gonna need a porn name. Here are a few unused ones that we had lying around because they suck. Help yourself to any of them, and good luck!

HER:

Fürry Elise
Tara Firma (that’s actually a pretty good one)
Anna Lizethis
Annie Leibodicks
Butter Emails
Amber Alert
Daphnetly Infected


HIM:

Broccoli Rob
Non Cum-pete Claus (Christmas only)
Unexpected Item In Bagging Area
Sal Ami
Wee Willie Winkie
Les Miseraballs