Showing posts with label shrimp dick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shrimp dick. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of June 1


Gather 'round now (don't crowd the others) and listen to the latest underused Twitter hashtags. And if you take a shine to any of these, feel free to add to your own tweets.

#iwishharrisonfordwerefat
#statusmeetingsohboy
#frenemieslol
#justinguarini
#garrotting
#ourcompanysversionoftheharlemshufflelol
#thevoiceissomuchmorerealthanamericanidol
#skrotumskewers
#stopitkevin
#jerkingoffatgamestop
#powerman5000
#fartingintoselmahayekshands
#stillwaitingatbordersbookstore
#curinghomosexualitywithgaysex
#springbreakfingersandwiches
#callingmymomawhore
#callingyourmomawhore
#mymomactuallybeingawhore
#simplexcardsdontgetenoughlove
#burgerkingtitfucking

Friday, June 15, 2007

Curlz Close Call.


(pictured above, a font that looks like Curlz at first glance, but ain't.

5 bonus points for being in a shitty Popeyes.

10 bonus points for having shrimp that look like dicks.

15 bonus points for inadvertantly reading "This jambalaya is dumpin'."