The Rarest of Occurrences Caught On Camera

Spotted in Union, NJ: A Bank of America where all three teller windows are OPEN.

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More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"I am your new girl friend? We go to brunch?" (next 1.5 hours spent debating on where to go)

"Good evening, my fellow kink-shamed hentai furries– a reading from the Book of John Waters."

"Dying is another $10/hr."

(translated from the German) "You are a bold boy, Jim Knopf. And that is not just because you realize since this is a children's movie that you are never in any real danger."

"We got women here, guys. There's no need to touch swords!"

"All o' you ladies are fine, fine, fine. It's a shame I gotta cut you to separate the wheat from the chizzle."