Twi... I Mean, X's Least Used Hashtags

The cesspool which is now Twitter (formerly X. No, wait. it's now X, formerly Twitter. WHO CARES) wallows in bots and white supremacist garbage and continues to lose users and retain losers. Here now are this week's least used hashtags on the platform:

#StephenMillerfuckboy

#Iapplaudthisdiversecast

#OMGElonissocoolguys

#Imightbewrongsopleasecorrectme

#ItradedmygaudyCybertruckinforasensiblePrius

#racistbutwoulddateminoritiesbecauseI'msolonesome

What I Imagine To Be A Vicious Cycle

1) Buy expensive gas money

2) Fill up the generator to play piano

3) Play piano to buy gas money

Saucy!

(pictured above, a pretty bad marketing idea: making food more tasty to animals who readily lick their own assholes)