Spotted on Facebook

With so many people in lockdown, Walmart found it important that kids have both a place to sleep and an area to have coffee with a friend when they wake up.

More Available But Godawful Porn Names

If you want to become a porn star, you'll need two things: working sexual organs and a porn alias. We can't help you with the first thing, but here are some unclaimed (but terrible) porn names that you can use. Go "nuts":

Him

Z. Roe Fuchs

Bubblicious Cum

Murder He Scrote

Rob I. Tussin

Jackoff Lantern

Chip Offtheoldcock

Her

Syphilis Diller

Tami Flu

Shemale Attachment

Kaycee Masterpiece

Fentanyl

Malala Youfuckmai

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of June 18

Twitter continues to be the social media platform of choice for trolls, conceited assholes, and misinformed douchebags. But even they refuse to use the following hashtags, mainly because they still have taste. So feel free to use any of these in your posts that nobody will ever read:

#nofilternot

#humbleselfie

#purellinmypeehole

#cevichefilleddonuts

#brunswickstewenemas

#botheringSmoothBathome

#someonefartedinmyscubamask

#thinkingthephraseclamdiggerisdirty

#makingmyownsalsafromjarsofsalsa

#cleaningsemenoffacappuccinomachine

#KirkCameronlifetimeachievementOscar

#everybodyinDragonballZlookslikethey'retakingashit

Today?

No.

Take a vitamin. Toss that meat.

(pictured above, GNC announces a new "Joel Only" aisle.