Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Zozark: Ozark But With Zombies

• Police Procedural With Zero Surprises

• French Stewart: A Life of Annoyance

• Shivs: A Prison How-To Series  

• Shaved By The Belle

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Game show: Who Sharted?

• Things This Turtle Will Hump

• Fullest House: Time To Move Out

• Queen Victoria: A Sexual Journey

“The Difference Between Technology and Slavery is That Slaves Are Fully Aware That They Are Not Pathmark."

An Utterly Riveting EADJ Entry

The other morning on the jitney to the train, I spotted a weird plant on the driver's pants:



It wasn't weed. But it looked like he had run through some woods or hedges. Or maybe he helped some old lady carry a plant to her car.

Or more likely, it's because he drives the shuttle literally through branches. Watch the bushwacking after he picks somebody up:



Holy crap. This entry is so boring that I don't even want to do a closing thought.

The Most Boring EADJ Entry Ever.

Me and Tom had lunch at Euro Diner one day. I ordered a salad and the dressing came in this:


Okay, neat. They repurposed a Snapple bottle. Saving the earth or whatevers. But then I look over at the next table:


What the who-hey? I get recycled garbage for my condiment, and they get a real dressing bottle? What kind of sickening social injustice is this? Am I living in the sixties again? Are you completely bored out of your mind now? I am.