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Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The Coronavirus

"Oh, that's a great one. And so timely! The disease is actually called COVID-19 and is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2. Older adults and people who have severe underlying medical conditions like heart or lung disease or diabetes seem to be at higher risk for developing more serious complications from COVID-19 illness. There are as yet no vaccines or antiviral drugs to prevent or treat human coronavirus infections. I'm glad you asked!"

"Wait, I managed to explain the whole thing without these two thighs interru..." *NECK SNAPS*

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Netflix This Month

Due to contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be removed from Netflix this week:

• Pus

• Zoey's Insufferable Playlist

• Seth MacFarlane's Animated Arcane References That Don't Know When To End

• The Deadliest Crotch

• Barack-ish

• Pretty Little Motherfuckers

Due to periodic contract negotiations, the following movies and TV shows will be added to Netflix this week:

• Bozark

• The Beastie Boys Live Documentary of 3rd Bass

• Stank Ass Hoe: The Musical

• But Wait, There's More! The Billy Mays Story

• Let's Glue Shit

• Antiques Road Hospice

The ProofrEADJer: November Edition

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