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An (Incomplete) List of Programs No Longer Available on Netflix

Last month, Netflix announced that their contract for a lot of programming on their streaming service expires today. Here is a non-comprehensive list of titles that are no longer watchable on Netflix:

TV Series

Chestmate, starring Kat Dennings and Sofia Vergara

The Bachelor Whisperer

Nick Offerman Taking A Deuce At Your Favorite Restaurants

CSI: Hollywood Movie Stars' Careers Post Mortem Unit

America's Got Butter

Oz & Phil: The Two Hack Doctors

Ken Burns' "History of Rice"

Ultimate Fighter Championship VIII: Why Don't They Just Start Fucking Already

The Duggars: Still Dilatin'

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Minus Anyone Caring Anymore

Pawn Tits

Movies

Both Movies Bruce Willis Didn't Hold a Gun In

Veggie Tales: All Green Orgy

Stratego, directed by Peter Berg

Yahtzee, directed by Peter Berg

Hungry Hungry Hippos, directed by Peter Berg

Michael Bay's Little Women

The Ron Jeremy Yardwork Files

Turds II

Evite: the Movie starring Reese Witherspoon and Josh Hartnett

Chex Cereal, the Movie, directed by Peter Berg

Untitled Sequel To The Love Guru

Pawn Tits: The Motion Picture Event

The EADJ Facebook Defriender

In this installment, we give a hearty goodbye to C_______ from R_________ for using her Wall as a public form of self-affirmation, which is not a crime unto itself, but judging by the posts, either a ton of her friends have consistently betrayed her, or she just posts shit like this to make sure they never do. Translation: extreme manufactured drama by a very entitled person who doesn't have time for this shit but uses ALL HER TIME to post about it.

Here is a sampling of posts C______ made in the LAST WEEK:

And all this came to a head yesterday when C_____ posted this head-scratcher:

So many questions. First one being what does "turn up" mean. Like any other old man, I had to go to Urban Dictionary for clarity:

The other (maybe bigger) question is, why is poor Kermit the Frog part of this? Why has thatsnoneofmybusinesstho co-opted him, of all characters? Maddening. (Careful clicking on that link. You might get an overdose of sass.)

Amen, sister. Bye!

Celebrity Spotting

Spotted at JFK Airport: Papa Smurf!






Or since it was a flight to Miami, Papi Smurf?