This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"We're in an ASSteroid field!"

"My daughter likes Kristoff. Make me Kristoff."

When your Adopt A Highway supervisor turns his head.

Not sure why this is terrifying. Maybe because it looks like a toy that would kill you.

A Parental Advisory sticker on this album? HARD TO BELIEVE!

When 41 frat brothers drive by your house twice.

Stamps. Acid sheets and postage stamps are original.

This could easily be a South American kids' program.

I found another stamp!

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs If NFTs Are Still A Good Investment

"That is... an excellent *huff* question. Cough Um... With the recent crash of... ouch... the crypto market, it appears that...gah... NFTs were just a fa... a fa... fad *gulp* While true on some level, that doesn’t mean the tech has no value anymo... cough cough cough... In fact, the role of NFTs... ouch... my neck my neck my neck... will balloon as they expand... gasp... beyond a high-stakes investment product into a... tool for establishing unique ownership and even community. *neck snaps*"

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"Lifeboats? No thanks. We're just going to pray for Jesus to save us from the demonic iceberg."

"Don't race him, Johnny! That's Dead Man's Curve!"

"I gotta do it, Wendy. For my STREET RESPECT."

"Tell your girlfriend to close her legs. It reeks up in here!"

"This was all consensual, right? WHEW!"

"Oof! Someone had Häagen-Dazs."

"If we weren't such dumb fucking humans, maybe we wouldn't rely so much on a goddamned dog to keep us alive!"

"GAAAH! Sorry back there. I had some Taco Bell."

"Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Pathmark."

Hey, Let's Say Goodbye To A Bunch of Stuff That Advertisers Want Us To Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye bye! Peace out! Bye bye!

The ProofrEADJer, Early March Edition

Go back to school, folks!

More Conspiracy Stories From CrazyTown

Incel TV continues to smash ratings records by manufacturing outrage and releasing an army of straw men. Here are some exciting upcoming conspiracies that the writers of InfoWars are working on:

• Almost every synagogue in the country is controlled by the Jews

• Liberal Bollywood is spreading unfounded rumors that Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol will NOT make a special appearance in Ranveer Singh-Alia Bhatt starring Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahani

• Despite its misleading name, a "meatball sub" isn't actually a substitute for meatballs.

• Most "your mama" jokes fail to also take into account your worthless Dad.

• Personally-fouled NBA players will agree that FREE THROWS AREN'T FREE

• Any American flag that's been changed to include a different color stripe for a select group of people is still considered American, although if it were changed into a rainbow flag, we'd lose our collective fucking minds.