10 Questions To Ask On The TMZ Celebrity Tour

In both L.A. and New York City, TMZ has tour buses that take tourists on a trip through "The Real Hollywood." Here now are 10 questions you can ask if you choose to go on these TMZ outings:

1) Can I have my money back?

2) Is that Samuel L. Jackson? Or is that Morgan Freeman? Or Laurence Fishburne? Or Danny Glover? Or Keith David? Great God, I'm racist.

3) Wait, stop the bus! I want to take a selfie with Kate Hudson's recycling bin!

4) Do any of you cowardly paparazzi fuckers have a soul?

5) That dude who runs TMZ- the older guy who wears tight Polo shirts- he's creepy, isn't he? You can't say he's not creepy, right?

6) Why did you kill Princess Diana?

7) On the TMZ show, how come everybody sits around the office chatting and doesn't do a lick of work?

8) Are we allowed to "bag and tag" any celebrities we spot?

9) Is Kramer driving this thing?

10) Should we have pissed away our $40 at Madame Tussaud's instead?

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And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Make Quick Canapés

Here's a clever entertaining idea to see you through the party season - mini prosciutto and wonton cups are easy to make and fill with your favourite dip.

1) Preheat oven to 180ºC. Spray mini muffin pans with olive oil spray to lightly grease. Line the base and side of each prepared pan with a wonton wrapper or a thin slice of prosciutto.

2) Bake for 6-8 minutes or until crisp and golden. Set aside in pans for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool.

3) Spoon homemade or bought dip among the canapé cups. Arrange the canapés on a serving platter and serve.

And speaking of dip, I have driven a limo for some country music artists in my career, and more than once I have had to steam-clean out chewing tobacco stains. Come on, people.

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Sammy Hagar has fallen so far since leaving Van Halen.

See, this is what you get for making him wait too long for a table at Olive Garden.

Kwabs didn't let a little power outage stop him from giving blood.

Maitre Gims forgot to take his biker jacket off before getting into his waterbed.

Don't worry about that mosquito. Meek Mill got it.

Nickelus F kept track of what all the former "Real World" cast members were up to, and he took it seriously.

Jesus is not impressed with Perry Boi's Photoshop skillz.

"Why yes, I do have my own microbrew. How'd you know?"

I hate to be so generalist about this, but you just know this album fucking sucks just by the cover.

Finally, a pimp for all those Bratz Dolls.

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