Spotted Online Somewhere

A banner ad for Hot Topic:

Now, my first reaction to this is "WTF"? Like, how dumb an idea is it to have a fashion tie-in with an out of date crappy horror series with a killer demon-possessed doll? But then I realized, I'm 51. I'M NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE. And the mere fact that I hate this is exactly the kind of rebellion Hot Topic's primary customers embrace.

So go ahead and dress up in some Good Guys pajama tops and overalls, kids. Maybe put a kitchen knife into your back pocket and get some stitches on your forehead. Enjoy!

UAG

My apologies to the makers of Adobe Photoshop for the flagrant misuse of their fine product.

Found Item!

This business card on the Atlantic / Pacific platform in the subway:


You know, minor spelling error aside, I can respect the dude whose every skill listed on his business card is an attempt to get laid. Cheers, Andre!