The Triumphant Return of Batshit Screamdick

Since having his show InfoWars banned from almost every social platform in 2018, Alex Jones has continued to persevere and air his conspiracy show in places like Quibi and that little TV over the gas pump.

As a special service, EADJ offers a sneak peek at some dumbshit issues that he will tackle on upcoming shows:

• How Jordache, Dockers and the "Big Denim" industry force you to wear pants in public

• The Civil War: A False Flag Event?

• White Slavery Is Happening Now But I Don't Know Where. Probably At Black Colleges?

• Cancel Culture and AntiFa. Just Saying Those Words Makes Me SEETHE!

• I Call Up Handicapped Kids And Make Fun of Them Because They're Probably Faking It

• Connecting With My Spirit Animal: The Dung Beetle

For Sheezy Jolly Good Fellow!

Summer day for Joel.

Joel took a break from writing terrible screenplays to sit back on his back patio and eat some tropical dick, poolside. Too bad Mrs. Gufton from across the way also decided to tan her breast at the same time.

Joel eyed the long, flatulent breast that she set on the poolside table and for a moment was tempted to eat it. It was then that he saw the nipple on the end and lost his urge.

His chimp servant tried to set up a screen to shield Joel's eyes, but by then Joel had completely lost his appetite.

(pictured above, Jeff Epstein before shredding evidence of buying alcohol for minors)