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This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"That's right, buddy. Be distracted by the camera while I castle and shift my defenses to the left."

Just in case you were wondering if the new generation were also obsessed with the movie "Scarface"– Yes.

Photobooth + Thermal Scope = Predator Brady Bunch!

Whoops. I think I wandered into the New Age music section by mistake.

Never mind the bored, sexualized baby dolls. What is up with that grunged out Parental Advisory label? Trying hard much?

"The flyer said yoga class starts at 2pm. And I got here at 1:55pm. So where the hell is everybody?"

The old arcade game Paperboy sure is harder than I remember.

EADJ Crappinema Recap, Or Recrappinema

Sorry about doing yet another entry about "Ten Inch Hero," but this is part of the process:


"Ten Inch Hero" falls squarely behind "My Boys Are Good Boys" as the third most "enjoyable" movie that we've reviewed on the Crappinema, which is quite an accomplishment. Part of this can be attributed to the huge amount of things to make fun of, and another part is the presence of tits, two things not usually seen in romantic comedies, except for maybe "The Wedding Crashers."

And since we're on the subject of the EADJ Crappinema, some of you may be wondering why we don't review horror movies. Well, the thing is, horror movies are so formulaicly done and almost always inherently bad to begin with, so to make fun of them would be an exercise in futility. As opposed to "Ten Inch Hero," which is totally not a waste of time.