Some Drawbacks From Headphones That Instantly Turn Into Speakers

Headphones that instantly turn into speakers sounds like a pretty neat idea at first glance. However, here are a few possible drawbacks from using this innovative product:

• Sudden excruciating ear pain

• PERMANENT HEARING LOSS

• Unexpectedly revealing to everyone around you that you listen to Three Doors Down

• I SAID, PERMANENT HEARING LOSS

• Unimpressed friends

The Full-Mouth Nightmares Continue

"Those who don't remember recent advertising history are doomed to repeat it."  - Some Quotation Source

Let's Ignore The Fact that the EADJ Mail Sack Has Just Made a Pass At Our Mother!

(submitted by Tom Weingard)

Dude look at the picture of this dude. I got a random gmail message from that crapfest WAYN website on behalf of this dude. I have no idea who he is, but this was his profile picture:


His name is like Jerald Williams.