Scheduled Appearances For VidCon 2023

VidCon is the latest gathering of content creators, influencers, and. useless dipshits social media stars, all in one place. Here are the latest digital luminaries to catch at this exciting new convention:

• Live daily podcasts from Gaff and the Nook from the second stall in the men's bathroom

• Make up blogger Thomas the Swank Injun will do touch-ups on a dozen faces in only 8 minutes

• Live music from Miranda Sings

• Prank Boyz and the Hidden Camera Gotcha Cru will battle to the death, to everyone's delight

• Jojo Siwa will drive past the building for $50,000

• Mommy blogger Carmen Disaratada will whoop your kid's ass live for likes

• Instagram comedian Disfigurement will take questions

• IG filter expert Shanna V will show everyone her real face for 3 seconds

• Get food poisoning by a variety of TikTok chefs

• Manosphere events will take place in a van in the parking deck

• Controversial puppeteer WHOGIVESASHIT will headline both Friday and Saturday

Ed Hardy. Stylist To the Douches.

If you've been to a club recently or opened your eyes anywhere in L.A., you've seen the Ed Hardy brand. Yeah, it's that brand of shirts, hats, eyewear, etc. that's all based on vintage tattoos, but way more bedazzled and obnoxious. And to generalize a little bit, pretty much everyone I've encountered wearing this stuff is either the hugest tooltard or the worst kind of attention whore. I'd like to thank Don Ed Hardy for helping me identify the insufferable cocknose constituency in our population without having to talk to them.

We at EADJ have also theorized that the Ed Hardy brand not only serves as a way to identify total tools but possesses transformational power as well. We did a quick test:




But as transformative as the Ed Hardy brand can be to even the most beloved of figures, its powers are limited when pointed in the other direction: