EADJ Fact Checkers

 Spotted in an NYC K-Mart (don't ask)

"TENNIS Champion?" Psht. Very, very unlikely.

That girl looks about 1 year old. 

WTA and ITF Women's Tennis Circuit 2019 rules state: 

A 16-year-old may play up to 12 professional events (WTA & ITF Women's Circuit), WTA Championships (if she qualifies), plus Fed Cup. A 17-year-old may play up to 16 professional events (WTA & ITF Women's Circuit), WTA Championships (if she qualifies), plus Fed Cup.

And according to 

United States Tennis Association (USTA) Junior Tournaments rules:

Players often compete in multiple divisions, playing above their age in addition to their current age division. All USTA members are divided by location into sections, with some junior tournaments restricting entry only to players in the section they are held.

So K-Mart is implying that this little 1 year old girl at the very LEAST played against other kids multiple times and won without being able to stand or walk or even having enough upper body strength to lift a tennis racquet. 

EADJ Fact Checker Status: BULLSHIT CALLED

Meanwhile, At the RNC...

Minutes after McCain spoke about literacy:


And during a portion about more oil drilling NOW:


I blame the liberal media for pointing the camera in their direction. But what disturbs me is that for all the talk about keeping America safe, a deposed dictator has found gainful employment at a Washington DC buffet:

Apologies and Regrets

"I regret that I have but one dick to eat for my country." - Nathan Hale Thomas

This writer regrets that he did not get to meet with the eponymous Joel in L.A. this week due to scheduling problems. So Joel, consider this entry a heartfelt, written apology:

Hey Joel,

I'm really sorry that we didn't get to have lunch when I was out there. It's my fault, because I somehow let time slip by the 12 days I was in town. And don't think I was honestly avoiding you; I truly was looking forward to seeing you eat dick in person. It's just that I was too busy with work.

To only hear about you eating dick secondhand is not doing you justice. It's unfair to you to report all the dicks you've eaten without seeing it all happen with my own eyes. That's just bad journalism. And this is probably stating the obvious, but I wanted to assure you that whenever I'm in L.A. again, I want to see you eat dick the way I should have these last two weeks. In person.

I hope you can find it in your heart to eat a dick, Joel.

David

(pictured above, Corny clowning around + Unfortunate cropping = Gay porn)