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The EADJ Fashion Roundup: 2019 Winter Collection

Athletic wear + skort = modern Highlander

Submitted by Tom Weingard: 2,900 miles away from Haight Ashbury

I came across these two gentlemen taking a break after heckling from a balcony on the Muppet Show.

These people have found God but their pants both have skeptical expressions.

Superdad lets his 2 year old dress him (or is that Macklemore?).

Yet Still More Puddles of New York City, Identified By Pantone Number

NYC's rich cultural spectrum is matched only by its boundless array of nasty-ass mystery puddles. Here are the trending color palettes in the five boroughs this season:

One of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Spotted on one of those illegal warez websites (don't judge me):

New EADJ Segment: Brynn's Posytyve Spynn

So here's the deal with this new segment. We read a hard-hitting, possibly upsetting news article, and our lil' Brynn puts her 'posytyve spynn' on the subject– the silver lining. Then comedy somehow appears magically, I dunno.



*Bonus info: Brynn has asked EADJ to remove her last name from the blog, so that when she Googles herself, "Eat A Dick Joel" doesn't show up as the FIRST listing anymore.