We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs The Difference Between Antipasto and Charcuterie

"Good question! It's simple, really. Antipasto platters... uh... coff coff coff... include a variety... ouch... a varie... variety of flavors... No, not now... and textures, while... *gag*... charcuterie boards... (pant pant) charcuterie boards... focus primarily... oh god... on cured meats. Does that answer your questi...." *neck breaks*

Say Goodbye To Stuff Advertisers Insist You Say Goodbye To!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Aloha!

Wait. Are they saying "Say Goodbye to Incredible Savings?"

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Life's But a Walking Shadow, a Pathmark, That Struts and Frets His Hour Upon the Stage and Then Is Heard No More.

Question: Gee,why won't any of the clerks clean this up?

Answer:

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