Saying Goodbye To 4 Things and Declaring a Fatwah On One

Goodbye! Farewell! Bye! Good bye!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. "DEATH TO brain fog?" Jesus. Harsh much, Mud copywriter? At the very least, you don't want to put the word "death" and "brain" in the same sentence when you're talking about a consumable. That gives people jitters.

WTF, Temu?

We have now entered the David Cronenberg phase of online advertising.

UAG SHS

Here Are The Types of Things I Say When A Public Restroom's Paper Towel Dispenser Doesn't Work

"Fuck."

"Shit."

"Come on."

"Fuckin' thing."

"Ay moroni."

"Horsefeathers."

"What the..."

"MOTHERFUCKER."

"Oh cock."

"Jitters vagina."

"#papertoweldispensernotworking"

"BUT I NEED TO DRY MY HANDS!!!!"

"Bugger."

"Fuckjoy."

"Uy uy uy uy uy uy uy."

"Estelle Getty."

"WORK, YOU!"