Spotted In The Apple Store

A girl playing a free coloring demo suddenly develops a craving for cigarettes.

As Rare and Beautiful As a White Elk.

(pictured above, one of those rare occasions where Curlz looks demure and classy by comparison)

Let's shave the area just above and around the EADJ Mail Sack!

(submitted by Vince Soliven, an impostor who looks frighteningly like Joel would have, had he starred in Risky Business)