Eating A Chipotle Burrito: A Chart

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Merry 20th Christmas From Eat A Dick Joel!

This Christmas morning marks 20 years of needlessly blogging about bullshit nobody cares about, hosted graciously for free by Blogger.

To commemorate this momentous occasion, we did the 2026 thing and used A.I. to create a holiday-themed background for our figure. It served up 3 options and we liked all of them:

Merry Christmas, readers (or reader)! Who are you, anyway?

Fringe Backdrop

This segment is so stupid.

Change Fees, Umbrellas, and Substandard Anal Sex Lube. Let's Say Goodbye To Them All!

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

EADJ Programming Note

Announcement: despite the worldwide pandemic and lockdown, we at Eat a Dick Joel will continue to semi-regularly crank out crappy entries for the foreseeable future or until Blogger goes belly up because no one blogs anymore.