Update: New Perks To AMC Stubs Membership!

AMC is adding even more benefits to its already successful Stubs membership program that both new and existing cardholders can enjoy. Here are the latest:

• If you walk out of a movie because it's terrible, we will loudly beg you to stay

• Free popcorn with a little too much garlic in it. You can ask for less garlic, but we will always put just a little too much in there for you.

• Regardless of what movie is playing, you're allowed to insist that "Paddington 2" was way better.

• Free AMC Stubs Jibbitz pin to put on your Crocs, you disheveled slob of a human.

• The Stubs card is now razor sharp for you to throw and kill someone with (in AMC theatres only)

UAG

Hey, Excedrin

Okay, we realize that you guys couldn't believe your luck when you went into your archives and found that one of your old Excedrin commercials featured then-unknown actress Elisabeth Moss, who is now on the hottest TV series "Mad Men." It's understandable that you wanted to update the label on the package via CG and run this commercial to capitalize on Elisabeth Moss' fame.




But come on, guys. She is SO YOUNG in this commercial that she barely looks like this now. I feel like I'm watching her 12 year old birthday party.



If anything, running this ancient reel-to-reel commercial is telling people that your product hasn't changed for shit and is about as medically current as "Jonathan T. Greenbaum's Health-Wise Liniment For The Tremors and Rheumatism."


So for the love of Mike, you cheapskates, stop running that stale-ass commercial from when people still listened to Walkmans and shoot a new actress with like an HD camera. That old shit is giving me a throbbing headache.

Unfortunate Logo

A logo for Activia Yogurt that resembles a pelvis with a dong. So it's sort of appropriate that Jamie Lee Curtis is the spokesperson.

Oooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaahh!

EADJ wishes both of its readers a Happy Independence Day.