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Wednesday, November 2, 2022

It's Time To Say Goodbye To More Bullshit That Marketers Want You To Say Goodbye To!






Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Bye! So long!

Posted by Estoye at 9:46 PM No comments:
Labels: Aramaic, because south africa is so well known for its gold, Celebrity crushes, goodbye stank, saskatoon, stuffit expander

Friday, November 19, 2021

And So Concludes UAG Week

Posted by Estoye at 12:39 PM No comments:
Labels: stuffit expander, the flatiron building, The Weeknd, Ugly Andrew Gall, unidentified bagged meat

Monday, June 1, 2015

UAG


Posted by Estoye at 10:50 PM No comments:
Labels: gowanus canal, I don't know art, Mauritania, samosas, stuffit expander, Ugly Andrew Gall, uglydolls

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

More Alternate Taglines For A Dumb Movie That Never Asked For Them

Here are some more taglines for the "Avalanche Sharks" movie poster. You're welcome.









Posted by Estoye at 12:32 PM No comments:
Labels: alex chilton, Bruce Willis movies, pretty mouth, Rumpelstiltskin, sharks, stuffit expander
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  • Emily Kane (Mar 22, Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
  • Jessica Foster (Mar 22, June 18)
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