Monday, April 15, 2024

Spotted On a Morning Dog Walk

It's nice to see people are still bootlegging the best, although I'm not sure why "Trouble Man" is so far down on the playlist (20 out of 22)



Also "17 MARCY MARCY ME"?

Thursday, April 11, 2024

A Pamphlet I Spotted at City Hall


"TOGETHER WE CAN CONTROL RATS"

Cool! I wanna control the back legs!

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

An Imagined Conversation


"And here's our new in-store display! Do you like it?"

"..."

"What?"

"Did you recently watch 'Thelma and Louise'?"

"What? No. Why would you ask..."

"Two women wearing sunglasses in a convertible. That doesn't look like 'Thelma and Louise' to you?"

"Well, I can see the resemblance, now that you mention it, but..."

"We can't have our customers buying our Daily Intimate Wash and then driving off a cliff, Samantha."

"I don't think anyone is going to see this poster and..."

"'Let's just keep going, Thelma!'"

"Oh Christ. Okay, I'll change it."