Showing posts with label Single issue voters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Single issue voters. Show all posts

Monday, June 9, 2025

You Voted? Great.


When you think about it, getting an "I Voted" sticker is unnecessary. Voting is a civic duty– you're supposed to vote. Why get a sticker for something you should be doing anyway?

Here are some other stickers you should earn, using that logic:





Wednesday, April 10, 2024

An Imagined Conversation


"And here's our new in-store display! Do you like it?"

"..."

"What?"

"Did you recently watch 'Thelma and Louise'?"

"What? No. Why would you ask..."

"Two women wearing sunglasses in a convertible. That doesn't look like 'Thelma and Louise' to you?"

"Well, I can see the resemblance, now that you mention it, but..."

"We can't have our customers buying our Daily Intimate Wash and then driving off a cliff, Samantha."

"I don't think anyone is going to see this poster and..."

"'Let's just keep going, Thelma!'"

"Oh Christ. Okay, I'll change it."