And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Clean Your Oven In 8 Simple Steps

Oven cleaning can be a chore. But instead of chemical oven cleaners, here's a more natural, painless way to get the job done:

1) Make sure your oven is switched off and cooled down.

2) Mix your own cleaning solution with baking soda and water.

3) Cover the oven in the cleaning paste.

4) Let it sit overnight.

5) Wipe down the oven. 

6) Spray it with vinegar.

7) Wipe down the oven one last time.

8) Replace the oven racks.

And speaking of racks, I have never needed luggage racks on top of my limo because the trunk space is huge. But this one time I picked up a big family at the airport, and they brought THIRTY EIGHT pieces of luggage and didn't want any in their seating area. I ended up filling my passenger seat so high I could barely see the rear view mirror!

Stay safe, kids!

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

"If you're so smart, dolphin, why aren't you rich?"

"I am, bitch."

WTPA had to fire correspondent T.Y. when they realized he was a mumble rapper.

Still funnier than Fallon.

When your Uber is late because of arena traffic.

Write what you know, I guess. *shrug*

Whenever Jean Deaux shifted in the leather sectional, it sounded like she farted. So she stayed still.

If it don't close, it's not much of a trap, is it?

"Some thugs attacked me with a Play-Doh Fun Factory, officer!"

Hellboy was used to handling bigger guns, but whatever.

UAG

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Some Exciting* New Documentaries Now On the Documentary Channel!

 *exciting as documentaries go

The popularity of good, entertaining documentaries is exploding, and there's no better place to find them than at the Documentary Channel. Here are the newest releases for you to grab a glass of wine and sit your middle aged ass in front of:

• Tattoo Removal: The Stories of Regret

• Who Are The Dumbest Supreme Court Justices?

• Missing: The Apple TV Remote- Have You Seen It?

• Rimming Tim (not a porno, but a documentary of Tim, the wheel customizer)

• Why Face Swaps Are Funny

• Your Ass: Why Is It So Fat?

• Skrillex Working at a Carwash

• Weapons of War: Torpedos, Spears and Erect Dicks

• Deconstructing the Reconstruction: Huh?

Spotted at a Local Arcade

My son Logan realizes the system is rigged.

The Triumphant Return of CSI EADJ

After a 2 year hiatus, the forensic offices and labs at EADJ have been reopened for new investigations. Today with fresh equipment, new staff, and hot shit SUVs to drive around in, we tackle three new cases:

CASE C24862

Location: Midtown, NYC

CASE C24863

Location: South Orange, NJ

CASE C24864

Location: Subway, NYC